how to be a heartbreaker

HOW TO BE A HEARTBREAKER

(Ancient Text by Ovid, translated by Rolfe Humphries) and HOW TO BE A HEARTBREAKER (Contemporary Song by Marina and the Diamonds)

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In Ovid’s Ars Amatoria he writes about the ways to find and pick up women. He talks about how to deceive them and make them feel wanted. In Marina and the Diamond’s song “How to be a Heartbreaker,” she lists off rules for a girl on how to win the love of a man and ultimately leave him wanting that girl but, much like Ovid, deceiving the man and leaving him, well, heartbroken. They both write/sing about specific perspectives and are meant to be fairly light-hearted with maybe some underlying truth. Whereas Ovid’s first two books in the series appeal to what he thinks women want to see and hear, Marina’s song appeals to what she thinks the men want. They both highlight the ways in which men and women can manipulate the game of love to stack the odds in their favor.

 

Besides the obvious gender flipping between the two pieces, other differences exist. Ovid talks about ways in keeping a girl and creating a more lasting relationship and the lyrics in Marina’s song are for the sole purpose of being a person boys fall in love with and being in control of that power.

Ancient Text Excerpt:

“First: be a confident soul, and spread your nets with assurance. Women can always be caught; that’s the first rule of the game. Sooner would birds in the spring be silent, or locusts in August, sooner would hounds run away when the fierce rabbits pursue, than would a woman, well-wooed, refuse to succumb to a lover.” (~269-273)

Key Lyrics:

Rule number one, is that you gotta have fun. But baby when you’re done, you gotta be the first to run. Rule number two, just don’t get attached to somebody you could lose.


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Rule number one, is that you gotta have fun
But baby when you’re done, you gotta be the first to run
Rule number two, just don’t get attached to
Somebody you could lose
So le-let me tell you
This is how to be a heartbreaker
Boys they like a little danger
We’ll get him falling for a stranger
A player, singing I lo-lo-love you
How to be a heartbreaker
Boys they like the look of danger
We’ll get him falling for a stranger
A player, singing I lo-lo-love you
At least I think I do
‘Cause I lo-lo-lo-love you
Rule number three, wear your heart on your cheek
But never on your sleeve, unless you wanna taste defeat
Rule number four, gotta be looking pure
Kiss him goodbye at the door, and leave him wanting more, more
This is how to be a heartbreaker
Boys they like a little danger
We’ll get him falling for a stranger
A player, singing I lo-lo-love you
How to be a heartbreaker
Boys they like the look of danger
We’ll get him falling for a stranger
A player, singing I lo-lo-love you
At least I think I do
‘Cause I lo-lo-love you
Girls, we do, whatever it will take
‘Cause girls don’t want, we don’t want our hearts to break in two
So it’s better to be fake, can’t risk losing
In love again, ba-abe
This is how to be a heartbreaker
Boys they like a little danger
We’ll get him falling for a stranger
A player, singing I lo-lo-love you
How to be a heartbreaker
Boys they like the look of danger
We’ll get him falling for a stranger
A player, singing I lo-lo-love you
‘Cause I lo-lo-lo-love you
At least I think I do

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