Ovid 2.19 & “The Tango Maureen” from Rent

The Tango Maureen

(Ancient Text by Ovid, translated by Bing and Cohen) and The Tango Maureen (Contemporary Song by Jonathan Larson)

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Ovid’s poem describes the struggles of a man who is attracted to married women. In particular, 2.19 focuses on his relationship with Corinna, a woman who’s aware of how attractive she is and uses this to her advantage. Corinna essentially plays the narrator by only returning his affections when she sees fit and by seeing other men behind his back. When reading this poem, the description of Corinna felt very familiar to me because she is very similar to the character Maureen from Rent. Maureen is similar to Corinna in that she is notorious for cheating on her partners. What also makes these two situations incredibly similar is that just like how the narrator is warning other men about holding onto their wives, in the song “The Tango Maureen” Mark, Maureen’s former lover, is warning Joanne, Maureen’s current lover, about the dangers of falling to Maureen. In both of these works, the narrators describe how their lovers dupe them. In Ovid’s poem, Corinna would “feign guilt” to get what she wanted and how even after being dismissed by her the narrator would “lingered, heavy footed”. This is similar to Maureen’s behavior in that she often “pouted her lips and called you ‘Pookie'” to get what she wanted and how despite harsh dismissal sometimes Joanne would still “you yearn and you churn and rebound”.

While these two works are extremely similar, one distinct difference is that in the case of Ovid’s work, Corinna may be wronging the narrator, but technically he is also at fault since Corinna is a married woman. So both Corinna and the narrator in Ovid’s work are problematic and slightly unreliable characters. In comparison, in “The Tango Maureen” and Rent as a whole, Maureen is the only problematic character in this couple. Neither Joanne nor Mark did anything wrong in their relationships with her and instead stood by her despite some of the horrible things she did to them. So in this regard, “The Tango Maureen” is more of a reliable work because it is narrated by two innocent and reliable characters who are singing about the same problematic woman.

Ancient Text Excerpt:

Ovid 2.19
Bing and Cohen

Cunning Corinna saw this weakness of mine,
a tricky girl, she knew how I would be caught.
How often, when she was fine, she’d fake a headache
and tell me to leave, while I lingered, heavy footed.
How often she feigned guilt, and – as much as an innocent
girl can – offered me the semblance of a cheater.
That way, when she’d wrecked me and stroked the cooling fire,
again she’d be kind, responsive to my desires.
How many sweet nothings she told me, what sweet words she cooked up.

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You’re wrong
Your heart she is mangling
It’s different with me
And you toss and you turn
‘Cause her cold eyes can burn
Yet you yearn and you churn and rebound
I think I know what you mean

[JOANNE & MARK]
The Tango Maureen

[JOANNE & MARK]
Has she ever pouted her lips
And called you ‘Pookie’
Never
Have you ever doubted a kiss or two?
This is spooky
Did you swoon when she walked through the door?
Every time — so be cautious
Did she moon over other boys –?
More than moon —
I’m getting nauseous


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[JOANNE & MARK]
The samples won’t delay
But the cable —
There’s another way
Say something
Anything
Test — one, two three —
Anything but… that
This is weird
It’s weird
Very weird
Fucking weird
I’m so mad that I don’t know what to do
Fighting with microphones
Freezing down to my bones
And to top it all off, I’m with you
Feel like going insane?
Got a fire in your brain?
And you’re thinking of drinking gasoline?
As a matter of fact —

[MARK]
Honey, I know this act
It’s called the ‘Tango Maureen’
The Tango Maureen
It’s a dark, dizzy merry-go-round
As she keeps you dangling

[JOANNE & MARK]
You’re wrong
Your heart she is mangling
It’s different with me
And you toss and you turn
‘Cause her cold eyes can burn
Yet you yearn and you churn and rebound
I think I know what you mean

[JOANNE & MARK]
The Tango Maureen

[JOANNE & MARK]
Has she ever pouted her lips
And called you ‘Pookie’
Never
Have you ever doubted a kiss or two?
This is spooky
Did you swoon when she walked through the door?
Every time — so be cautious
Did she moon over other boys –?
More than moon —
I’m getting nauseous
Where’d you learn to tango?
With the French Ambassador’s daughter in her dorm
Room at Miss Porter’s. And you?
With Nanette Himmelfarb
The Rabbi’s daughter at the scarsdale Jewish Community Center
It’s hard to do this backwards
You should try it in heels!
She cheated
She cheated
Maureen cheated
Fucking cheated
I’m defeated
I should give up right now
Gotta look on the bright side
With all of your might
I’d fall for her still anyhow

[JOANNE & MARK]
When you’re dancing her dance
You don’t stand a chance
Her grip of romance
Makes you fall

[JOANNE & MARK]
So you think, ‘Might as well’
“Dance a tango to hell”

[MARK & JOANNE]
‘At least I’ll have tangoed at all’
The Tango Maureen
Gotta dance till your diva is through
You pretend to believe her
‘Cause in the end — you can’t leave her
But the end it will come
Still you have to play dumb
Till you’re glum and you bum
And turn blue

[JOANNE & MARK]
Why do we love when she’s mean?
And she can be so obscene
My Maureen (een, een, een)
The Tango Maureen!

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